Britney Spears
Our first night in Vegas we had tickets to see Britney perform at the Planet Hollywood. Obviously she didn't sing live, but the performance she put on was out of this world. In true Britney style, everything was on point! Her costumes, her dancers and her props (including a giant tree which she jumped off of, while water was raining down from the ceiling. Descending from the sky with giant angel wings and appearing in the middle of a fire ring whilst cannons exploded across the stage). While she had a costume change and the dancers where doing there thing I decided now was a good opportunity to run to the toilet, where I overheard two guys talking about how she wasn't signing live and they better get laid for wasting there time coming here. So me being me, I had to say something. I walked over there and told them that she was a performer, what did they expect? She's dancing till the world ends! If they didn't want to be here then they should leave, they should give there ticket to someone who actually wanted it and with an attitude like that they certainly would not be getting laid!
I than sashayed off back to my seat.
